Only The Joker Knows

the secret Lorenzo files

If you've found this secret section of the website you've discovered the hidden files of our bass player - "Lorenzo".  

Little did you know that he moonlights at night as a, well, "clown".  You thought that I was going to say "crime fighter"...no...it's "clown".  
But don't be fooled.  He takes "clowning" very seriously.  In fact, he  borders on "mime" but not really, because, in fact, mimes are evil.  Although there are "evil clowns" in the world, but not Lorenzo.  He is simply and without a doubt, a "moonlighting clown" - "and cordless" to be exact.

There, Lorenzo - are you happy now? or happy "clown"? ;)